Helpful Thanksgiving Hints

[cincygreg]

Oh yeah.

Make sure you actually cook the turkey.
It's much better that way. [img]wink.gif[/img]

And dont forget to tip the [img]graemlins/beer.gif[/img] man/girl/dog/cat/walrus/buffalo/kangaroo/monster/emu/duck/pig/horse/donkey
or whomever or whatever it is that brings you your coldies [img]wink.gif[/img]

<font color="#FFFFAA" size="1">[ November 17, 2005 03:30 PM: Message edited by: cincygreg ]</font>

[cincygreg]

Just a few things to make yyour turkey day a little happier and more pleasant

Dont forget to pluck the feathers off the Turkey

Beer does count as a bread item and wine counts as a fruit.

As noted on Seinfeld, "Double Dipping" is a no no (unless no-one sees you doing it [img]wink.gif[/img] )

Try to avoid wearing elaborate feather headresses when turkey hunting [img]eek.gif[/img]

Gravy is not a beverage

Smashed tater sculptures should be graded for originality, "holiday themes", style and use of other foods

Never sit accross from those who like to "fling food"

The kids table is usually funner

Eating at halftime is considerred proper turley day etiquite amongst most men

never bring the things that no-body likes except you LOL!

only 1 green bean caserole per household

No the pilgrims didnt have mac and cheese as a side item, but they wanted to [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]

Try to keep in mind that it's the triptophan in the turkey making you drowsey and not the conversation

If planning on going shopping the next morning for the doorbuster slaes, remember that bribery is the besy way to get someone to go with you

If you offer someone leftovers to take hom and they refuse, freeze them and give it to them as an X-mas present [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]

Hopefully these will help make your holiday more joyous and fun.

[reason]

The Big Sexy hopes trav and gae have studied these hints in preparation for His visit on Thanksgiving Day.

[cincygreg]

Hopefully these tips will come in handy.

Also remember...

When turkey bowling, it's best to use a frozen turkey but...
it's ok to use a smaller ball, (er, I mean bird) to pick up splits and spares [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/sure.gif[/img]

[reason]

Recipe for Success

"Thanksgiving horror stories? I have none. My turkeys always turn out perfectly. I find the key to family holiday success is buying as much wine as you think you need, and then doubling it."

-- Ann, 36, Miami, Ohio